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cockslutkirk:

am i kicked out of the fandom yet

Posted 1 hour ago.

The worst part about being kind of a hoe is when you sleep with someone who’s terrible at sex but they have a cute dog that they let you play with afterwards and you have to really think about whether you want to respond when they try to hit you up again.

+ themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

Posted 1 hour ago.
Most Anime: Senpai notice me
Ouran HS Host Club: Senpai go away
Ouran: Senpai I'm not your little girl
Ouran: OMG Senpai stop
Ouran: Senpai get out of my house
Ouran: Senpai stop following me
Ouran: Senpai get out of my face
Ouran: SENPAI PLEASE
Senpai: Why won't you notice Senpai!?!
Posted 2 hours ago.
+ skookumthesamoyed:

skookumthesamoyed:

Skookum’s had enough of your bullshit

JUST KIDDING HE LOVES YOU!

skookumthesamoyed:

skookumthesamoyed:

Skookum’s had enough of your bullshit

JUST KIDDING HE LOVES YOU!

Posted 4 hours ago.

maryjblige:

wilhedivahater:

confusedtree:

On the one hand it’s pretty cool that the Harry Potter universe is getting another film. On the other hand this seems to be driven largely by Rowling’s world-building and… well… I mean, I guess I’ll see it drunk

rowling’s…

"top six ways to insult boys" by Anonymous

farandolae:

baphomeme:

  1. purposefully forget their names
  2. any time yr talking about anything outside the realm of COD, energy drinks, or football, pause and giggle and say “oh, but sorry - you wouldn’t know anything about this, right? we can change the subject”
  3. extension on #1: call him by the name of another boy w the same hair color as him. when he protests, laugh and act like he’s trying to trick u
  4. "hold this." stop acknowledging him for the remainder of the encounter until it is time to collect you bag/purse/coat/etc
  5. "sorry, what? i wasn’t listening" rinse and repeat
  6. tilt yr head. make a cute face. “awwwwww”

the boy tears in the notes are amazing

Posted 5 hours ago.
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Posted 7 hours ago.

I really want to get a custom license plate but then that would make it easier for people to remember my license plate as I’m driving away from a murder

+ lucyintheskywithducks:

(x)

lucyintheskywithducks:

(x)

Posted 7 hours ago.
swordfucker:

Who hurt you..

swordfucker:

Who hurt you..

Posted 7 hours ago.
+ memetriarchy:

memetriarchy:

memetriarchy:

this guy was watching the Gangnam Style music video with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of Psy’s work and he’s like “so basically it’s about saying hey to sexy ladies and dancing like you’re riding a horse” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everybody a mother father gentleman” it’s precious

Oppdate: I gangnam

memetriarchy:

memetriarchy:

memetriarchy:

this guy was watching the Gangnam Style music video with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of Psy’s work and he’s like “so basically it’s about saying hey to sexy ladies and dancing like you’re riding a horse” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everybody a mother father gentleman” it’s precious

Oppdate: I gangnam

Posted 7 hours ago.

thebaconsandwichofregret:

ericscissorhands:

2econdp2iioniic:

missmaialibre:

teamfreekickass:

alexandertheprettyalright:

mamalaz:

Bradley Cooper and Vin Diesel 

Speaking their lines vs the final product

Why is Vin Diesel looking down? Is he worried he’s gonna forget his line?

Vin Diesel asked the director his inspiration for every line he did and did multiple takes until he was satisfied. He also recorded the line over 1,000 times and also recorded his lines in Mandarin, Portuguese, French, and Spanish so they could use his real voice in those versions. He’s looking at his lines because Vin Diesel is a  dedicated  motherfucking professional

Vin Diesel made you fall in love with a character who said 4 words. The CGI brought his words to visual life, but they’d be meaningless without his amazing command of voice. 

Basically vin Diesel had the challenge of:
"OK, this is the message you’re trying to convey"
"Alright"
"But you can only ONLY say I am Groot”

Because every time Groot says “I am Groot” he means something and vin Diesel had to convey that message as best he could with only those 3 words through inflection, emphasis, and emotion.

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And this was his first job after suddenly losing one of his closest friends.

Posted 8 hours ago.

nameispotato:

earth-bound-angle-of-death:

nameispotato:

funnyordie:

via Cop v. Black Guy

How come the stormtrooper did hit the target?

You sure he was aiming for the ice cream?

…that’s a good point

Posted 10 hours ago.
adulthoodisokay:

hellisbucky:

emilianadarling:

deanobanion:


"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

(x)

HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.

WE HAVE FOUND THE FIRST MEME!

ohmygod tumblr it’s like y’all don’t know what google is c’mon

adulthoodisokay:

hellisbucky:

emilianadarling:

deanobanion:

"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

(x)

HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.

WE HAVE FOUND THE FIRST MEME!

ohmygod tumblr it’s like y’all don’t know what google is c’mon

Posted 11 hours ago.